WARNING!!! TOTALLY COOL ENCHANTMENT - THE SAGA CONTINUES (Prelude to Thursday, 14 September 2006) Tha Teacha is fearing for her life! This is everything but an over statement. The Blue Room Patrol Unit is being alerted to be on standby with their best (hunkiest) PI's, and briefed on a new phenomena threatening Kloof's Neighbourhood Watch!
You guessed right - the TEACHER'S PET(S) GANG. This highly dangerous gang has been spotted intermittently (mostly Thursdays between 6 and 9pm) sneaking around the Kenilworth/Coghill intersection, heavily armed with what looked like funny PMS (Potent, Mysterious and Suggestive) shaped bags. These PMS shaped bags have been noted to be in a variety of colours i.e. green with black trimming, pink with black and brown trimming and blue with black trimming.
Tha Teacha is alerting residents of Kloof to please keep an eye out for members of this newly formed TP-GANG who is relatively easily spotted by the PMS (Potent, Mysterious and Suggestive) shaped bags they are carrying in one hand (usually brightly coloured in pink, green or blue) and a hammer and a sharp looking metal object, an 'Eyelet Getter' in the other.
Please do not approach any member of the TP-GANG personally, unless you can handle an eyelet in the 'eye'. Contact the Blue Room Patrol immediately!
Residents who have observed members of the TP-GANG describe them as being:
"dodgy, on top form, so nauseating!!, childish!!, self professed "TP's", undisclosed/undercover, 'dogs' of few words , a load of waffle and being in need of counselling "
- If anyone out there have seen this plea for help - do not hesitate to offer your protection to Tha Teacha!
FEEDBACK FROM TP-GANG SPOTTERS
"It could be the war of the "Totally Cool "Bags"! (TCB) viaing for space on the table - watch out everyone as you are scrapping and things take up space on the table, they might just get put into someone's TCB so that there is space to scrap!! Michelle"
"This is so funny, I am in absolute hysterics this morning..........very clever! PS: I think that Stella and Bev are the most dangerous members of the gang??? " Libs
"I really like the idea of Libby having a pink room for her to do scrapping in. Maybe we can organise it in the next door house. I am not being nasty - in case you dont know Libby would love to live in that house. This will solve a lot of problems : Libby can have her dream house and pink room AND The rest of us can have some peace and quiet." Bev
Tha Teacha's response: "Well the house next door has just been sold for the meagre amount of R2.7 million. Libby I am so sorry - your pink dream has taken a turn for the worst (unless there is a hidden sugar daddy somewhere? - you were just too late!."